Neighbors and Sex

by Reema on July 17, 2005

in Humor, Ranting

Okay so I live in this nice apartment with an excellent view, have nice parking spot, rent is perfect, excellent location. So what’s the problem then? well I can hear my next door neighbors and the apartment above us! believe me it’s not like I’m having a blast hearing everything but it’s really a big problem for us. The other side of our living room walla is the neighbor’s bedroom, so you could image the stuff we are forced to hear. Sometimes we’d be watching T.V when suddenly we hear behind us moans, the aah’s and ooh’s Also stuff like “who’s your daddy” (no joke for real), “you like this”, “harder faster” or “beg me for more bitch” finally it ends with a scream, and that’s not all folks other times we’d hear the squeaking of a bed and a woman moaning from the apartment above us! It makes we wonder about our privacy, well no need to wonder the answer is obvious, can this problem be solved? nope, we can’t go knocking the door saying “Hi there we’re your neighbors next door, can you please stop having sex it’s kinda annoying when we’re watching TV” yeah right as if that’s going to happen.

When mom was here for a visit we were sitting in the living room talking then the “sexually activities” started, mom was like “sheno hatha?” (what’s that? – in Arabic) so I replied “3ady hatha jeerana ga3deen ye6y7oola” (Don’t worry it’s our neighbors having sex) my mom’s jaw went slack. Her expression made me laugh. Now the thing is my dad is coming next Thursday and if it happens it would really be a very awkward moment, dads are not like moms, very embarrassing indeed!

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

Reema July 17, 2005 at 2:55 am

With mom it’s not that embarrassing, but dad is a different story.

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Reema July 18, 2005 at 12:23 pm

Pepsi:
La mo shar6 you could have chosen “other” and wrote your comment, anyway welcome to the blog world 🙂

Heavy Red:
Yeah the painting thing was hilarious, but i prefered the “fighting” it’s more dramatic 😉

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Jazz Central July 17, 2005 at 2:51 am

That must be emaberrsing especially that your mom was there. I’ve been through the same ordeal when I was living in the dorms in college.

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pepsi July 17, 2005 at 12:52 pm

oopsss lol… very embarrasing.. If I were u I’d “a6awwel” the volume of the TV and be very normal! 🙂

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pepsi July 18, 2005 at 12:02 pm

eee weli 3endhom blogs a7san meni wela shino…lol madry ana lama kent ba7e6 comment 6ala3li lazem asawi blog fa sawaitli wa7ed 3ashan ared 3ala ur entries 😛

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The Stallion July 17, 2005 at 2:27 pm

Allah e3eenich!

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Heavy_Red July 18, 2005 at 5:40 am

Hahaha i remember those days when we heard all these noises..man that was a shocker..remember when the painting we had on the wall was shaking..and we kept on hearing the bed squeeking lool

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Heavy_Red July 20, 2005 at 3:26 pm

I swear the apartment was like a soap opera..so much drama on one side and X-rated on the other lool

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Aziza July 18, 2005 at 5:38 pm

This is pretty much up there with watching a movie with the parental unit and all of a sudden a steamy sex scene pops up on the TV.

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TANTALIZE July 20, 2005 at 10:03 am

LOL. Well painted.

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